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Post by dannybhoy on Sept 7, 2010 16:00:57 GMT
Geez a laugh and tell us some of your funniest moments supporting the hoops.
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Post by masterson on Sept 7, 2010 16:10:16 GMT
i was at a pre-season game years ago in a wee place outside amsterdam called volendam,its the place the dutch grow most of the tulips, anyway we are half way through the 1st half when there is this loud screeching sound from the stadium pa system,one of the guys off our bus,who was absolutely steamin had got up onto the gantry started singing the celtic song, it was just as big jackie was about to take a corner, the whole stadium, players included came to a standstill, man i was pissin myself at him shouting down "jackie!! vodka and coke" holding up a 2 litre bottle of coke obviouslly full of vodka, big jackie nearly fell on his aris and tommy burns was doubled up as he knew the guy shouting, the person i am talking about is quite well known to the club and fans alike none other than james "spenny" spencer, uncle of john who went over to the dark-side, vodka and coke he was shouting was the nick-name of our bus, james stokes v.c...
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Post by dannybhoy on Sept 7, 2010 16:14:42 GMT
Haha, brilliant mate!
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Post by masterson on Sept 7, 2010 16:15:57 GMT
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Post by Albiegreenforever on Sept 7, 2010 16:25:23 GMT
Older members might remember this one...new members won't....... Standing in the queue for the turnstiles at Celtic Park...1965....playing Hearts...... A big Polis wumman oan a big polis Horse is keeping the lines in check......as she rides past us... a guy shouts...... "Haw Officer.....dae ye know yer horse is foamin' at the mooth"?? Quick as a flash she replies....."listen son ...if you'd been between ma legs fur 3 hours.....you'd be foamin' at the mooth as well "..... Ave Ave
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Post by masterson on Sept 7, 2010 16:33:16 GMT
Older members might remember this one...new members won't....... Standing in the queue for the turnstiles at Celtic Park...1965....playing Hearts...... A big Polis wumman oan a big polis Horse is keeping the lines in check......as she rides past us... a guy shouts...... "Haw Officer.....dae ye know yer horse is foamin' at the mooth"?? Quick as a flash she replies....."listen son ...if you'd been between ma legs fur 3 hours.....you'd be foamin' at the mooth as well "..... Ave Ave
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Post by carson67 on Sept 7, 2010 16:39:40 GMT
I was at a friendly down at everton a good few years ago the game ended 2-2 a think as i was only about 16 i was with my dad and group of older ghuys from castlemilk anyway my dad let me have a wee drink and i got pashed and after the game was not feeling to great i was also dark and my drunken state i walked head first into a police horse,it made my napper even sorer.damned fecking horse
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2010 17:35:25 GMT
I was at a friendly down at everton a good few years ago the game ended 2-2 a think as i was only about 16 i was with my dad and group of older ghuys from castlemilk anyway my dad let me have a wee drink and i got pashed and after the game was not feeling to great i was also dark and my drunken state i walked head first into a police horse,it made my napper even sorer.damned fecking horse I was at that game as a wee lad with me ma and da (Celtic and Everton fans respectively) - Neville Southall's testimonial wasn't it? Good times. Albie, I wish I hadn't been drinking while I read your one - I laughed so hard it came out my nose!
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Post by thehoopster on Sept 7, 2010 17:42:45 GMT
A few years ago Celtic were playing away in Europe and I was listening to it on the radio with my dad and my brother. Celtic were trailing by a goal and the commentator was describing the build up and then a header at goal, which hit the back of the net. Up I jumped, arms in the air, manically celebrating the equaliser only to stop suddenly as I realized my dad and brother hadn't budged. It was the other team that scored.
I blamed the commentator's poor description of events, but they've never let me live it down.
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Post by masterson on Sept 7, 2010 17:44:50 GMT
A few years ago Celtic were playing away in Europe and I was listening to it on the radio with my dad and my brother. Celtic were trailing by a goal and the commentator was describing the build up and then a header at goal, which hit the back of the net. Up I jumped, arms in the air, manically celebrating the equaliser only to stop suddenly as I realized my dad and brother hadn't budged. It was the other team that scored. I blamed the commentator's poor description of events, but they've never let me live it down. i smelt a rat after you put europe and equaliser in the same sentence hoopy..
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Post by carson67 on Sept 7, 2010 17:48:18 GMT
I was at a friendly down at everton a good few years ago the game ended 2-2 a think as i was only about 16 i was with my dad and group of older ghuys from castlemilk anyway my dad let me have a wee drink and i got pashed and after the game was not feeling to great i was also dark and my drunken state i walked head first into a police horse,it made my napper even sorer.damned fecking horse I was at that game as a wee lad with me ma and da (Celtic and Everton fans respectively) - Neville Southall's testimonial wasn't it? Good times. it was that, i think i am correct in saying drunken ferguhun scored that night
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Post by herfordbhoy on Sept 7, 2010 17:54:56 GMT
i was at a pre-season game years ago in a wee place outside amsterdam called volendam,its the place the dutch grow most of the tulips, anyway we are half way through the 1st half when there is this loud screeching sound from the stadium pa system,one of the guys off our bus,who was absolutely steamin had got up onto the gantry started singing the celtic song, it was just as big jackie was about to take a corner, the whole stadium, players included came to a standstill, man i was pissin myself at him shouting down "jackie!! vodka and coke" holding up a 2 litre bottle of coke obviouslly full of vodka, big jackie nearly fell on his aris and tommy burns was doubled up as he knew the guy shouting, the person i am talking about is quite well known to the club and fans alike none other than james "spenny" spencer, uncle of john who went over to the dark-side, vodka and coke he was shouting was the nick-name of our bus, james stokes v.c... Pat, I remember spenny very well from the Granite city csc, he was a complete loony, but a real gentleman as well
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Post by masterson on Sept 7, 2010 18:01:36 GMT
i was at a pre-season game years ago in a wee place outside amsterdam called volendam,its the place the dutch grow most of the tulips, anyway we are half way through the 1st half when there is this loud screeching sound from the stadium pa system,one of the guys off our bus,who was absolutely steamin had got up onto the gantry started singing the celtic song, it was just as big jackie was about to take a corner, the whole stadium, players included came to a standstill, man i was pissin myself at him shouting down "jackie!! vodka and coke" holding up a 2 litre bottle of coke obviouslly full of vodka, big jackie nearly fell on his aris and tommy burns was doubled up as he knew the guy shouting, the person i am talking about is quite well known to the club and fans alike none other than james "spenny" spencer, uncle of john who went over to the dark-side, vodka and coke he was shouting was the nick-name of our bus, james stokes v.c... Pat, I remember spenny very well from the Granite city csc, he was a complete loony, but a real gentleman as well still as mad as a hatter keaty..remember him climbing up a statue in rotterdam when we were over for the tourny back in 82, daft bassa couldnay get back doon he was that drunk.and there was the time he fell down the pub manhole on top of the draymen in ghent.
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Post by Albiegreenforever on Sept 7, 2010 18:06:43 GMT
Another golden oldie...... My brother Jim ( may he rest in peace) and his BIG BIG mate Tony ( weightlifter) and me went to CP for a European night...there we were ..in the Jungle...place was packed....this guy comes in with a bugle and proceeds to let rip.... we were deafened....BIG BIG Tony leans forward...... "Excuse me mate...I hope you're not planning to play that again"?? he enquires politely...... "Excuse me mate " says the guy " I've paid my money same as you...and ..yes I'm going to play it again ...and again"...... BIG BIG Tony grabs the bugle from the guy....wraps his huge hands round it......STRAIGHTENS it......and says " Well I hope you can also play the trumpet "!! and hands it back to the guy....... The place goes mental....everybody roundabout is p****** themselves ....except the bugle player who storms off shouting that he's "Gonny bring the Polis to you...ya big b****** ".......we never saw him again...... HAPPY HAPPY DAYS....
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Post by masterson on Sept 7, 2010 18:53:51 GMT
magic albie, god i miss the old celtic park.the european nights with the mist coming down, very special place.
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Post by gibbmiester on Sept 8, 2010 0:11:46 GMT
Brian McClairs testimonial at half time , we were winning 1-0 I think, remember this was before the Taylor report and all seater stadia I was in the Stretford end all standing. The place bounced to, First of all (things can only get better) which was no 1 at the time. Then ( only look on the bright side of life). As a young and influencial Celtic fan, this was priceless and will never be forgotten.
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Post by dannybhoy on Sept 8, 2010 20:01:21 GMT
Here mods, mind making this a sticky for a while or something?
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Post by masterson on Sept 8, 2010 20:04:57 GMT
there ye go mate!
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Post by kingkong on Sept 8, 2010 20:15:33 GMT
One of the funniest things i seen was coming back from switzerland when we had just been gubbed by young boys of berne early 90,s i think when going through passport control the queue was massive and they were trying to get us through as quickly as possible when one of the guys from the bus realised he didnt have his passport on him,as sharp as a tack even though pi**ed he shouted out in the queue "ppssttt shug when he,s finished with your passport pass it back"...funniest thing is he did and as soon as he approached the terminal the guy looked at the passport then looked at him burst out laughing and said to him.."stay of the drink mister it,s ageing you"...
shug was in his 40,s he was only 20.....happy days...
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Post by mikbhoy on Sept 8, 2010 20:38:46 GMT
One of the funniest things i seen was coming back from switzerland when we had just been gubbed by young boys of berne early 90,s i think when going through passport control the queue was massive and they were trying to get us through as quickly as possible when one of the guys from the bus realised he didnt have his passport on him,as sharp as a tack even though pi**ed he shouted out in the queue "ppssttt shug when he,s finished with your passport pass it back"...funniest thing is he did and as soon as he approached the terminal the guy looked at the passport then looked at him burst out laughing and said to him.."stay of the drink mister it,s ageing you"... shug was in his 40,s he was only 20.....happy days... Brilliant! Lucky he got a guy with common sense and a sense of humour!
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Post by candyball on Sept 8, 2010 21:23:49 GMT
The funniest day i've ever had suppoorting Celtic without a shadow of doubt was beachball Sunday.
I will never forget some of the sights i witnessed both inside and outside Ipox that day,the highlight being the big guy a couple of rows in front of me who was covered head to toe in suncream
The fact we beat them only added to the ocassion.
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Post by Seanybhoy1888 on Sept 8, 2010 21:29:29 GMT
One of the funniest things i seen was coming back from switzerland when we had just been gubbed by young boys of berne early 90,s i think when going through passport control the queue was massive and they were trying to get us through as quickly as possible when one of the guys from the bus realised he didnt have his passport on him,as sharp as a tack even though pi**ed he shouted out in the queue "ppssttt shug when he,s finished with your passport pass it back"...funniest thing is he did and as soon as he approached the terminal the guy looked at the passport then looked at him burst out laughing and said to him.."stay of the drink mister it,s ageing you"...
shug was in his 40,s he was only 20.....happy days... I have laughed at some of these buy not as much as i have just laughed at that one.
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