Can you imagine the steam blowing out his ears and the bile being spat all over his keyboard inside his padded cell, and see how many real errors his blue tinted specs let him miss:
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Let's just say that this game was marred by your typical average Celtic players, acting like they were still in their nappies!
In a game which started brilliantly for the home side which may be known, as one of the the best starts to any first half in years for Killie. Ayrshire's Finest scored the opening goal thanks to Connor Sammon who shot from a Eremenko pass and a leaky Celtic defence. Let it be noted that Killie played football the way it should meant to be the full half, unlike the filth from Glasgow's East End who despite dominating in possession and chances - could not even kick a beach ball never mind a football!
Even after six corners the Hoops still could not find the net thanks to the home side's rare solid defence, so you would expect with time in the first running out fast, you would think that the the visitors with one of their most hideous of away strips could perhaps string a few passes together and maybe get the equaliser?
If you thought they would then you would be wrong as this Celtic team, want to make sure they get a goal anyway possible before the half time whistle goes. So the ball is passed to Stokes from the Celtic midfield and as Stokes gets into position to shoot, Fright comes in to make a block at the shot however there is very little contact between Maloney and Frazer, but still Maloney goes down so softly as if he had been fish-slapped!
Told you they would do anything they wanted to get their way! As a result Frazer gets a yellow card (which was not shown in the live footage) and typically the horrible hoops get a penalty. Stokes steps up to take the penalty and as expected the equaliser is scored. This then leads to a quarrell between Fraser Wright and goalkeeper Cameron Bell which lasts about a few minutes.
After the restart the home support could be forgiven that they were seeing a different team! The blue and whites looked to be in a bit of shock and this meant that they were allowing, the filthy unwashed Celtic running rings round them without anyone making an attempt to defend or attack.
New signing Maguel came on for Garry Hay but then Celtic then dominated in possession and began to attack more and more, however something else which is typical of this Glaswegian filth is "faking it", Maloney and one of the Hoops' new signing were guilty of this - meaning faking being fouled when there was no contact whatsoever. This left Pascali and Ben Gordon with yellow card, completely unnecessary so hopefully Mixu will appeal.
Hopefully lessons can be learned from the loss but positives will be carried onto our next game.